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John Right @iamgrimreaper

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Counterfeiting.

Posted by iamgrimreaper - April 16th, 2010


Hello. My Newgrounds Alias is iamgrimreaper. I have not put any real or identifiable information into this account. Not even my email can be tracked to me. The only thing you can use to track me is my IP, and I'm smart enough to know that the kind of technology used to be able to do that doesn't exist. Sure you can narrow it down to my country, but that's the narrowest the search will ever go using my IP. I will be counterfeiting money here. This is not the country you may know me to be in. Whatever country you live in has no authority in this country, and my government does not have the technology to track me down. Here I will be posting what I've been trying, and whether the attempt was a failure, a success, or if it's still being tested. I'll divide what I'm gonna do into 2 different sections. 1, getting the right paper, and 2, printing onto it.

GETTING THE PAPER
1. Dissolving a Real bill - Still Testing
1.1. In bleach - FAILED, the ink dissolves, but the layer of paper it's in also dissolves. My country doesn't use magnetic ink.
1.1.1. Rubbing the ink off - FAILED
1.1.1.1 With hands - FAILED, my fingers easily tear the bill.
1.1.1.2 With q-tips - FAILED, the stick makes it too hard, and tears the bill.
1.1.1.3 With tissue - FAILED, too much pressure is applied to remove the ink, and tears the bill.

PRINTING ONTO IT
1. Printers - Still Testing
1.1. Ink Jet - Still Testing
1.2. Laser Jet - Still Testing

Any suggestions would be accepted. If you'd like to show me something I don't know, post a comment.


Comments

PPPPPPPPPPffffffffftt.

That's all I have to say.

Just make a shitty version and use it to buy weed from a coffee shop or something, I doubt they'll notice

what Mulchings said. because then you can sell the weed back to some random stoner for real bills. it's foolproof.

unless the "random stoner" is an undercover cop. then you're fucked.