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Bat-Dicks Bat-Dicks

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice, solid animation, and an original joke.



the Internet Pals the Internet Pals

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"Kiddo"

It should be Facebook calling Google+ kiddo, since Facebook is older.



Minecraft: Tna Part 2 Minecraft: Tna Part 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good, but...

On the machinima youtube page, they're already up to part 4.

Check it out:
youtube.com/user/machinima

What's the big idea about posting it late here?


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Recent Game Reviews


Newgrounds API tutorial Newgrounds API tutorial

Rated 3 / 5 stars

You imported com.newgrounds.API inside of a function... Why... Why would you do that? And then you double semi-colon'd your code. Oh god the horror



Minecraft Seed Gen Minecraft Seed Gen

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I just don't understand...

This is completely useless. How did this thing get so popular? The string of text doesn't mean anything, because when Minecraft uses it as a seed, it converts each character into it's ASCII value, so you might aswell just be using the regular MC generation, because it MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.



Hungry Defender Hungry Defender

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Pretty simple game...

There are games that are simple, yet fun for a long, long time. This wasn't one of them. Still, not many people know how to write games, so I'll give you 4 for knowing how.


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Recent Audio Reviews


P[ARTY] In Singapore P[ARTY] In Singapore

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Singapore is waaayyy too tame for this song.


DjYeoh responds:

hahaha! what makes you think that way?


JERK JERK

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Mediocre

Just like any jerking beat would be, this is mediocre. This isn't music, barely a song. So easy to whip up, since it's just a drum pattern with no melody.



Cookie Jar Gone Wrong Cookie Jar Gone Wrong

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WKUK?

Wasn't this a Whitest Kids you Know Sketch?


Recent Art Reviews


Allegory Allegory

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That cat..

Is that supposed to be a symbolist type expression of "Pussy?"


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Kajenx responds:

And the snake is gonna eat it. :P


Garde Manger Chicken Platter Garde Manger Chicken Platter

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That food...

That's some mighty fine food. But bah, what do I know? I'm hungry. I'll continue this after I eat.

[CONTINUATION]
That's some mighty fine food.


Ironchefgriffin responds:

lol, thanks :)


speedsuit speedsuit

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Jesus...

All of your shit is like... a depiction of my fantasy! WTF! IT'S LIKE YOU CRAWLED INTO MY HEAD AND STOLE MY THOUGHTS!


Merlemage responds:

well that's good..I think ;p
haha glad to give ya what you enjoy :D