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Newgrounds API tutorial Newgrounds API tutorial

Rated 3 / 5 stars

You imported com.newgrounds.API inside of a function... Why... Why would you do that? And then you double semi-colon'd your code. Oh god the horror



Minecraft Seed Gen Minecraft Seed Gen

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I just don't understand...

This is completely useless. How did this thing get so popular? The string of text doesn't mean anything, because when Minecraft uses it as a seed, it converts each character into it's ASCII value, so you might aswell just be using the regular MC generation, because it MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.



Hungry Defender Hungry Defender

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Pretty simple game...

There are games that are simple, yet fun for a long, long time. This wasn't one of them. Still, not many people know how to write games, so I'll give you 4 for knowing how.


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Radical Fishing Radical Fishing

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I got past 300 km...

Awesome game, and I got to 350 km with the super booster. HAHA!



One Chance One Chance

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That's sad..

I guess it's one of two choices; live without the ones you love (SPOILER ALERT: Except your daughter cause she lives), or die with them.



This is the Only Level II This is the Only Level II

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Superb!

This has to be one of the greatest games on Newgrounds. That freefalling level was hard though. Took 50 deaths to complete it.


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Depict1 Depict1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing game...

This game is one of the best platformers I've played to date, and, WTF O_O It's 7.8 KB?


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Smoke Shop Month Smoke Shop Month

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice gameplay...

I really liked it. The gameplay is quite unique. Although, it could use some background music, and ambient sounds. For the lack of that, you get an 8/10 from me.



Human Centipede: The Game Human Centipede: The Game

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Really?

I was expecting this to be so much better. Comon, this is a pixel flash, you didn't have to work that hard on the graphics, but you still ended up with a mediocre game.



Boobs, Butt...? Part 3! Boobs, Butt...? Part 3!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice game..

Don't mind the girl below me. You see what happens when women go on the internet? Most girls wouldn't agree, because the girls are the one who put them up in the first place. Most guys wouldn't agree, the average sane male would like this. If you're so disturbed by that FACT, why even play?


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