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Specs of the Collab:
-550 x 400 pixels...
-30 fps (though it doesn't really matter, does it? But if you're using ENTER_FRAME event, I guess it does.)
-AS3 (obviously)
-Uses only squares and Circles or a mixture of both, though the shapes have to be obvious.
-Maximum of 5 frames for the game. (on the main timeline)
-Make sure your classes have names such as USERNAME_CLASSNAME, just to not get confused with class definitions. I'll take the liberty of putting all your symbols into a folder.
-Text is allowed...
-I'll provide the music.
-Sound effects are okay.
-Background should be white

Parts:
1: iamgrimreaper
2: Jaye19
3: Stickman91
4: madhoe
5: Ahnimal
6: Flaskman

Deadline is on October 1, 2010.
The deadline is extended to November 15, 2010.
The deadline is brought down to October 15, 2010.

BBS Topic

Hello everybody. I'm basically going to teach you how to make up to $80 (or more) in a week by just sitting on your ass. What you'll need is a nifty program called RSBot. I'm going to be very vague in this tutorial to keep noobs out. So what you'll need to do is bot your Firemaking, Woodcutting, Mining, and Smithing skills to level 75-99. Any less wont be very profitable. You'll also have to find a way to make 500k-1M in gold. Should be simple enough, since those are all the profitable skills. Once you're done, sell your account to this website.

Hello. My Newgrounds Alias is iamgrimreaper. I have not put any real or identifiable information into this account. Not even my email can be tracked to me. The only thing you can use to track me is my IP, and I'm smart enough to know that the kind of technology used to be able to do that doesn't exist. Sure you can narrow it down to my country, but that's the narrowest the search will ever go using my IP. I will be counterfeiting money here. This is not the country you may know me to be in. Whatever country you live in has no authority in this country, and my government does not have the technology to track me down. Here I will be posting what I've been trying, and whether the attempt was a failure, a success, or if it's still being tested. I'll divide what I'm gonna do into 2 different sections. 1, getting the right paper, and 2, printing onto it.

GETTING THE PAPER
1. Dissolving a Real bill - Still Testing
1.1. In bleach - FAILED, the ink dissolves, but the layer of paper it's in also dissolves. My country doesn't use magnetic ink.
1.1.1. Rubbing the ink off - FAILED
1.1.1.1 With hands - FAILED, my fingers easily tear the bill.
1.1.1.2 With q-tips - FAILED, the stick makes it too hard, and tears the bill.
1.1.1.3 With tissue - FAILED, too much pressure is applied to remove the ink, and tears the bill.

PRINTING ONTO IT
1. Printers - Still Testing
1.1. Ink Jet - Still Testing
1.2. Laser Jet - Still Testing

Any suggestions would be accepted. If you'd like to show me something I don't know, post a comment.

Here's the story. Me and some friends were driving around town drinking. Not my friend who's driving though, he doesn't drink. I got really drunk and my other friend brought out some weed, which we smoked through a pipe. Afterwards, we hit up the casino. I went in with $500... Walked out with this bad boy.

Hey. Some of you may know about my idea. If you don't, or if you're just too lazy to go to the link, here's a basic idea of my idea.

Basically, it's a browser based game. I feel the need to utilize my PHP knowledge. So what you can do is buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. You can also try to attack the other person when making a deal. If the other person is stronger than you, you lose an amount of health. Depending on how much stronger the person is. You can get caught by the police, and bla bla bla, all those things that happen to drug dealers such as myself. Just kidding.

Anywho, you were probably brought to this post because you were interested in designing the layout. For the logo, I'm gonna want a city, and basically just a joint in front of it. And in front of the joint are the words "Mary Jane Online". The rest of the layout should just pretty much be green, something like Newgrounds with the content boxes and such. The text inside the content boxes should be black, with the background as light green. And for the "TItle" part of the content boxes, they should be dark green, with white text over it.

Hey you guys. I seem to have left my loserness back home, cause I have this fucking sweet idea and it's gonna make me money. You see, I'm gonna make this huge ass browser based game. You can buy, sell, and smoke weed. And you'll have a stash spot and shit, and there will be a jail, and you can shoot the person you're dealing with, but if he's dealing with you, you could get shot. And oh god... SO MUCH INSPIRATION. I'm gonna call it Mary Jane Online.

EDIT: Oh, I'm so high I forgot about what's gonna make me money. Well think about what other games are doing to make money. They're popular, so they use ads, and create upgrades you can buy with real money.

I'd like the opinion of everyone on this one. I'm thinking of a hobo wars type game with NG Characters. You can choose between alien hominid, tankmen, pico, etc. You can upgrade your weapon (like if you were the alien, you can get a better gun). You can buy equipment, like armor...Etc.... You guys get the point. I'm a little fucked up right now, so I can't think straight.

I watched Avatar (in 3D!) with my family. I went to a mall with my friend, and her family. At first we went to folded & hung, then maldita, then we went to Johnny Rockets (they game me free food), I ended up walking home, and on the way home, I said "Merry Christmas" to a stranger, and we had a laugh from it. So, Newgrounders, what've you accomplished today on this yuletide season? (For the ones who aren't snowed in for christmas)

Fuck it.