Nice, solid animation, and an original joke.

"Kiddo"

It should be Facebook calling Google+ kiddo, since Facebook is older.

Pretty good, but...

On the machinima youtube page, they're already up to part 4.

Check it out:
youtube.com/user/machinima

What's the big idea about posting it late here?

You imported com.newgrounds.API inside of a function... Why... Why would you do that? And then you double semi-colon'd your code. Oh god the horror

I just don't understand...

This is completely useless. How did this thing get so popular? The string of text doesn't mean anything, because when Minecraft uses it as a seed, it converts each character into it's ASCII value, so you might aswell just be using the regular MC generation, because it MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.

Pretty simple game...

There are games that are simple, yet fun for a long, long time. This wasn't one of them. Still, not many people know how to write games, so I'll give you 4 for knowing how.

Singapore is waaayyy too tame for this song.

Mediocre

Just like any jerking beat would be, this is mediocre. This isn't music, barely a song. So easy to whip up, since it's just a drum pattern with no melody.

WKUK?

Wasn't this a Whitest Kids you Know Sketch?

That cat..

Is that supposed to be a symbolist type expression of "Pussy?"

That food...

That's some mighty fine food. But bah, what do I know? I'm hungry. I'll continue this after I eat.

[CONTINUATION]
That's some mighty fine food.

Jesus...

All of your shit is like... a depiction of my fantasy! WTF! IT'S LIKE YOU CRAWLED INTO MY HEAD AND STOLE MY THOUGHTS!